IT'S TIT-FUCKING TIME (NSFW, stolen from bakerstreet)

[shamanicshaymin]

ᴛʜᴇ TITFUCKING/PAIZURI ᴍᴇᴍᴇ
Like many an act in porn, titfucking is harder in practice than it is in theory. It just may not be possible for some people. But what could be more fun? Tits are awesome and soft, fucking is amazing. Combine the two, and you have a sandwich most would kill to be a filling in. So, using the flexibility of fiction, come on and place your cock - flesh, plastic, or otherwise - between some pillows that are definitely the most fun of all. It doesn't matter what you call it, titfucking or paizuri, both end in a bang.

HOW TO PLAY

• Reply to any of the characters who left a comment on this post. Feel free to discuss preferences/scenarios/etc. through replies or private messages before the fun begins. I'll be happy to answer any questions. :)
• Ask first regarding noncon/dubcon!
• Any prompts striked out should be ignored. They're only listed so I have a copy of the meme in full.
• RNG for your prompt or go nuts picking your own.

PROMPTS

1. nondescript: It's simply what it says. A titfuck, with no frills.
2. happen to be down there: Well, you're down between their legs. Why not?
3. first try: You've both always wanted to give it a try.
4. fixation: Breasts are the best, in your eyes. Touching them, kissing them - you want to do everything to them!
5. up the ante: You really want to get them on their toes, and and there's no way than doing something that's not same old, same old!
6. tease: A good old fashion boob press leads to more.
7. combo: Lips + tips = it's not too hard to figure out.
8. two on one: The secret equation is two pairs of breasts and one cock between them.
9. only vacancy: In an orgy, you take what you can get.
10. breast expansion: Get a little more cushion for your pushin'.
11. milkshake shake shake: AKA lactation kink. You're leaking anyway. Why not go whole hog?
12. non-con: No need to explain.
13. mothering: Breasts are a classic symbol of femininity and motherhood. Dote on someone just like mother would.
14. mutual benefits: Their breasts are so sensitive, you're both getting your minds blown from this.
15. messy fun: Clean up with some soap or lotion and make sure you clean everywhere.
16. not so good: Since it's a sex act that's a little spicier than vanilla, titfucking can be "deviant," thus associated with sluttification or corruption. Make of that what you will.
17. flat: ...you tried? But there's just not much there.
18. strap-on: Why should people with homegrown dicks have all the fun?
19. costume: Mix paizuri with some cosplay, a kinky costume, a bikini, or lingerie.
20. pecs: Because guys can have impressive chests, too.
21. WILDCARD

Comments

Asriel Dreemurr | Undertale

[justletmewin]

(Giving or receiving. Fun Fact: I headcanon goat monsters having two pairs of breasts. No better time to try xeno than a tit-fucking meme. :o Older!Asriel or Hypergod only plz.)

she can potentially fuck a fox or a wolf and make babies with them, I figure she's open

[dualworldprincess]

[She did blink a bit when she saw his physique, but it didn't shock her that much. She is half-dragon herself, after all, and her little sister married a kitsune and had a daughter with him. There aren't a lot of taboos where she's from.

Lacking a penis, she'll likely be the one giving, but she does have a "toy" Camilla gave her some time ago, so it can go either way...]

Sound like she's... goat things under control. ;D

[justletmewin]

[Asriel never stood naked before anyone before. He hears the sound of his own breathing as a paw squeezes his ear--he realizes what he's doing and drops his arm to the side. It's not that he's ashamed... far from it. Monsters didn't have hang-ups about gender and sexuality. He trusts Corrin and knows she won't hurt him. However, knowing they've gotten this far in their relationship to be willing to do something intimate like this... it's a little overwhelming. He can't screw this up. He can't.]

Y-You look beautiful...

[His gaze shifts back and forth between her eyes and her breasts. Oh god, he can't stop staring, help.]

best pun

[dualworldprincess]

Thank you...you look lovely, too, Asriel! [her cheeks are a little pink, but she can't help jutting her chest forward a little. Her chest isn't as big as Camilla's, but she's got plenty to offer] I'm so happy we're doing this...I've really liked getting to know you, and spending time with you. [they've told each other so much; he knows about her early life and the time she spent captive in the fortress, and he's told her about his dreams and his world's background...]

[justletmewin]

[She knows about Flowey. That alone indicates how close he is with her]

Yeah... me too. [Brave. Honest. Intelligent. Selfless. Corrin is all those things. With a shy smile, he walked toward her, pink blooming in his cheeks and ears. After an awkward silence, he reaches out and caresses her arm, lingering as though he was touching her for the first time. He closes his eyes and his lips are upon hers... He... needed to calm down first with something warm and familiar before he was ready to express his desires]

[dualworldprincess]

[Her heart broke when he told her, but anyone who can go through that and still come out so kind and gentle...that only made her admire and love him more.

So she relaxes into the kiss, returning it gently and slowly, her hand caressing his back. The pace of their dance has been slow and comfortable, and even if they're trying something new and wild there's no need to rush it.]

Slowpoke.jpeg. I'm relying on the wiki so forgive me if I mess up.

[justletmewin]

[It felt so good for her fingers to comb his fur like that... a soft whine forms in the back of his throat, and he raises his free paw to rub the back of her head. Her light silvery hair was so, so soft, and long and voluminous... He parts his mouth to invite her in, flecking her bottom lip in welcome.]

Re: Slowpoke.jpeg. I'm relying on the wiki so forgive me if I mess up.

[dualworldprincess]

[And she carefully slips her tongue into his mouth, murmuring softly into the kiss. She slips her arm around his waist to draw him a little closer, loving the warmth of his body against hers.]

[justletmewin]

[His other paw trails down her arm until his fingers entwine with hers. Weak to her touch, he couldn't help his tail wagging. Damn thing had a mind of its own sometimes.]

[dualworldprincess]

[No worries! She's seen it happen before and she thinks it's cute...and it shows how happy he is, which is always a plus. She squeezes his hand, deepening their kiss a little...]

[justletmewin]

[It's not that he minds, he's just... a little embarrassed, that's all. And his tail is totally not a weak spot of his, and he totally won't get flustered if Corrin plays with it, nope. Blush blooms on his cheeks and the tip of his ears when they take time to part for breath. He melts into the kiss when they return, stroking her hair and indulging in every lock.]

SORRY THIS IS LATE

[dualworldprincess]

[Her long, wavy hair, yes...she started growing it out of admiration for Camilla and Xander, but she's so used to it now, she can't imagine wearing it any other way. She smiles, one of her hands going towards his tail...]

[justletmewin]

[Asriel squeaks into her mouth, but the way he backs into her hand indicates he enjoys this. His tail's wagging again; even the slightest brush of her fingers sends shivers beneath his fur. He withdraws, his eyes still closed in bliss]

Mmm... yes...

[His paw lets go of her hand to rest on her hip. His snout brushes Corrin's neck, and his tongue strokes soft sensitive flesh before he leans in and sucks...]

[dualworldprincess]

Mm... [his snout tickles, very pleasantly so, and she can't help but squirm happily under the touch of his hands and mouth! She runs her fingers along the length of his tail, loving the way it reacts to her.]

[justletmewin]

[What's this? It appears there's a paw on one of your boobs, Corrin. Asriel's touch is hesitant--partly from nervousness and partly because he didn't want his claws to scratch her by accident. Thankfully it doesn't take long for him to regain his confidence, and he admires how heavy and soft her breast is. Her nipple rises in response to his palm, tickling the center of his paw-pad.]

[dualworldprincess]

[His paw is warm, and while she's definitely aware of his claws she doesn't feel them...so far, so good! She moans a little, keeps stroking his tail in return.] So nice...! [Her other hand rubs more firmly behind his ear]

Asgore Dreemurr | OTA

[nodsgrievously]

(Giving or receiving. Same headcanon for his son applies here.)

After forever and a day. Let me know if I need to change anything! <3

[rennotrin]

[Ren honestly didn't expect himself to develop certain feelings for the King of Monsters. It'd certainly been surprising to see them come from Mt. Ebott, to begin with, and further still, to know of the role he had played in certain deaths was... quite the burden for one man to bear.

[But Ren believed that such actions did not describe the whole of his character. After much interaction, Ren had boldly suggested such a lewd thing. After all, he was a sexual person, and although he didn't have much below the belt, he had plenty up top.

[That wasn't to say that Ren was disinterested in returning the favor.

[For now, he was content to stay close, nuzzling against one soft, fluffy ear and even his beard in affection.]

[nodsgrievously]

[Asgore is uncertain if he can forgive himself for his foolish actions Underground. Ren listened to his somber tale and learned of his misdeeds, and in spite of everything, the human took his paw into his smaller, delicate hands and bestowed him kindness. He didn't deserve it, yet... his heart soared and the burden he bore eased its weight, knowing someone loved him when he himself could not. He didn't expect to be so fond of the human, let alone be as close the way are now. The king is still dressed, though earlier he unbuttoned his cerise shirt so Ren could nestle against his warm, furry chest. His paw rested on his partner's back, providing support. He expressed his pleasure with a satisfied gravelly hum, leaning into Ren's touch]

[rennotrin]

[Ren was also a quick student, quick to do what he could to understand the world that monsters had lived in, so alone, for so long. Today, after his eyes had taken in all the text they could manage, he stayed so close, enjoying his warmth and the softness of his fur. He was so much smaller than the king, and yet, for once he didn't feel the urge to balk at the difference.]

Ah...

[His fair features flushing, his hands found the fluff of his beard, idly combing his fingertips through the strands, unconsciously trying to groom him the slightest bit more.]

That's such a nice sound.

[It tickles him - physically and mentally, that sound. Though it's not the helpless laughter sort of tickling. It is, however, enough to soften his gaze even more in blatant happiness.]

Hey, have you ever had your beard braided? Just curious.

[nodsgrievously]

[Asgore chuckles]

I've visited many children who are fascinated with my beard. Once when I was Santa Claus one year, I met a child who asked permission comb my hair. I granted them their wish. [he smiles fondly as he remembered the tiny braids they tied everywhere from head to beard, complete with ribbons] They did a lovely job.

Are you saying you might be interested in...?

[rennotrin]

Uh, well.

[He's not sure what he means by that.]

I can't grow facial hair unless I go on hormones. So I'm a bit fascinated with yours, as well. If that's what you're asking me.

I don't have anything to tie it all together, though. And, even so, only if you were interested in it.

But, uh... admittedly, my mind's been in a bit of a different state of late. Er, for the past, half hour or so, I mean.

[Ren's cheeks start turning pink, and he pouts at him.]

A-and, furthermore, I'm... I'm not a child....

[nodsgrievously]

[He chuckles again.] Of course not. [Don't mind him Ren, he's just easy-going when it comes to children. And you're definitely not a child.]

[Reminiscence is put on hold. Right now, all that mattered is his fondness and growing desire for Ren. The way his blush heated his cheeks like that is so endearing, and he was tempted to tease him so it would spread across the rest of his body. He does this by nuzzling against his forehead, purposely letting his beard tickle his skin. His other paw caresses the back of Ren's head, and he leans in so his lips touch his. A familiar ache beat inside his heart at the contact... not since Tori had he kissed anyone like this. It... It had been so long... tempted as he is, he doesn't push the kiss further than that. He waits for Ren's response... he didn't want to overstep the human's boundaries.]

[rennotrin]

[His teasing does not go without reaction. Whimpering at the contact as his blush does, in fact, spread across his skin, he tilts his head into the kiss, his pulse pounding hard in his ears as blood rushes south.

[Asgore's mouth is different from humans', but it's hard for him to put words to it. It's certainly softer and more gentle than some other kisses he'd gotten in the past, if he were to compare experiences. Furthermore, Asgore's mouth is much larger than his, which limits what closeness that could be achieved otherwise.

[His tongue darts out gently, licking one of those fangs of his that always stick out, and then kisses him properly in reply, with a very delicate chuckle in his throat.]

Your beard tickles. It's nice.

[nodsgrievously]

Ren...

[He parts his mouth to give Ren room, sighing as his tongue flicked across his eyetooth. It's unfortunate his size and the way his jaws are shaped made certain acts of intimacy difficult... but he trusted Ren they will find a way to work around it. Humans are known for their versatility. He reaches for his partner's tongue with the tip of his own, and a quiet moan rumbled from his throat.]

How... would you like me to please you...?

[rennotrin]

U-um, actually...

[Flushing almost as red as his hair, he gives a tender lick to Asgore's tongue one more time, and then pulls away in order to unbutton his shirt. There's a second garment beneath it. But even like this, he's feeling warm.]

There was... something I wanted to try... I think... I think we can take turns with it...?

[Normally, he didn't mind being blatant with what he liked, but when it came to someone that he liked being around, it was, well, harder to convey, sometimes.]

Um. Have you ever heard of "tit-fucking"?

...There's no not-blunt way I can ask that, sorry.

[nodsgrievously]

[Oh my. That's one way of putting it.

While he and Toriel had a long and healthy sex life while they were still together, they hadn't done anything that would raise eyebrows... They've always been what some circles would call "vanilla." Of course, it wasn't something either of them thought of much; they were satisfied just being together in shared intimacy. Sometimes she would tease him and tie his hands behind his back, giggling and murmuring endearments to him as she wrapped cloth over his eyes. Without his sight, he became vulnerable... the usual touches amplified in the darkness, and the richness of her voice--much clearer in this headspace she created for him--sent waves of pleasure rippling through his skin.

Despite being bound, he never felt freer.]

...Why yes, I have. Although it is not something I have engaged in before.

[Take turns? How did this work? He knew about kink; he just hadn't put it into practice, nor did he feel the need... until now.]

But with your help, you can guide me... I'm sure it will be pleasurable.

[rennotrin]

I'd be happy to.

[Smiling serenely, up and off his binder went, letting his breasts out of the tight material. Moving somewhat, he settles more firmly on his partner's lap, and guides his larger hands to his small chest. Well, compared to his stature, anyway. Ren's breasts are, for human hands, a good handful each, the pale skin spattered with soft freckles.]

...Ah, you're really so big compared to me...

[But he seems happy to notice that, his hands still gently holding Asgore's against his chest.]

You can play with them, if you want to.

[nodsgrievously]

[Asgore watches Ren with apt attention, and at the sight of his breasts, his face softens in awe. He caresses one of them with the pads of his fingers... the cinnamon freckles sprinkled over milky-white skin is quite charming.]

Yes... I do...

[They're so soft, and he didn't want his claws to get in the way of that. Of course, if Ren didn't mind, it'd be another thing. But he didn't want to be rough with him. It just... isn't in his nature. Monsters called him "King Fluffybuns" for a reason.

He lifts Ren until he's closer to eye-level with him. His breasts looked even more beautiful up close, and he nestled his snout between them, taking in his comforting scent.]

Would you... want me to...? [Asgore sighs over one of Ren's nipples] I'll be gentle...

[rennotrin]

[With Asgore's snout between his breasts, Ren squeaks at the feeling, goosebumps prickling up on his skin in a hurry as his face turns bright pink. He takes a slow breath, his heart pounding hard enough to be felt through his skin, and manages a nod.]

Yeah. I, uh, I wouldn't have offered if I didn't mean it.

I'm, just... pretty sensitive there, so I'm sorry if any of the noises I make sound weird.

[Ren's hands find his hair, his fingers gently combing through the strands and brushing against his horns in passing.]

[nodsgrievously]

No, it's quite all right. In fact... [His breath lingers longer over the breast] I fully intend to bring these noises out for my listening pleasure. [The base of his tongue climbs Ren's nipple in a slow and deliberate manner. He returns to draw circles on the areola, flicking across every few seconds to tease.]

[rennotrin]

But what--- ahh!

[Reflexively, Ren grabs onto his horns as he feels that large tongue licking him, his breath shaking in pleasure as the sensitive skin is stimulated. His nipple quickly stiffens up against his tongue, and his grip flexes on his horns in response.]

A-ahhh... shit...

[Shivering, he presses his chest more insistently against his face.]

D--don't you dare stop...

[nodsgrievously]

[A smile curves Asgore's lips. Ren's cries are music to his ears, and the way he clenches his horns like that is... mmm...

His ministrations pick up the pace, delighting in the pert nipple. He welcomed Ren's assistance, rewarding him with a quick suck before swirling around him once more. With his free paw, he rolls the other breast beneath his palm--it's rude to ignore one of them in favor of its twin.]

[rennotrin]

[Ren clings on even harder, unafraid to use what strength he has since he knows that Asgore is so much stronger than him. With each caress, he melts even more, panting as he struggles and fails to keep his pleased noises from escaping - out of habit rather than embarrassment. Asgore's paws are so soft, too, teasing him further. His arousal soaks gradually into the material of his boxers, staining it a darker color where it seeps through.]

G-god... Asgore... uhh...

[Wriggling one hand free from his horns, Ren presses and rubs his fingers against his clit through his underwear, groaning in pleasure as well as relief.]

[nodsgrievously]

[He plants a kiss between their breasts--complete with beard tickling skin--before switching. He circles the moistened nipple with his thumb as he flicks his tongue across the one he currently tended to. He progresses to a suck, chancing the faintest nibble and keeping his fangs far far away.

Asgore shifts a little in his seat. His pants grow uncomfortable as time goes on, a tightness building beneath them urging him to relieve it.]

[rennotrin]

[With Asgore keeping him high enough to reach without bending overmuch, Ren doesn't notice anything odd until he sees and feels Asgore wriggling. Even so, he's enjoying himself too much to suggest they change it up; Asgore's mouth is so warm against him, and the suction makes him cry out - the pressure of it is much higher than he thought he could ever feel, honestly.

[He wonders if he could come like this - just rubbing himself while Asgore sucks on his chest.

[With the inclusion of the nibbling, he lets out a higher-pitched moan and squirms in his grip, shakily pulling his hand away so he can shove it down the front of his shorts.]

F-fuck! Asgore... Asgore....!

[His grip on the king's horn doesn't yield, his whole body starting to tremble as the heat in his body starts to coil tighter and tighter.]

[nodsgrievously]

[Briefly, his paw leaves his breast to support Ren by the abdomen while the other slid down to assist with his boxers. His paw gripped Ren's thighs as the shorts untangled from his feet and fell crumpled to the floor. The king's lips moved back and forth between breasts, kissing and licking at a fevered pace.]

Chara | Undertale

[demonthatcomes]

(Giving or receiving. Intersex by default (as opposed to full-on futanari), but can be male-bodied or female-bodied by the player's request. Always non-binary and uses they/them pronouns)

Mia Fey | Ace Attorney Trilogy

[miatotherescue]

[is the giver, obviously. She has the boobs for it!]

Victoria "Tori" Marie Crawford/Nygma | Original Character

[fashionrevival]

[Giving, unless there's some strap-on action going on. Breasts are pretty average-sized.]

I just want Nick to get drowned in sass and hotness >3

[seafoodlawyer]

[He can't believe she agreed to this! They've only hung out a few times and she has a boyfriend...granted, she's said it's an open relationship, so there's less guilt involved on his end.

He's never had a tittyfuck in his life, either. Sure, he's fantasized about it (mainly from his hot boss), but even when he and "Dollie" were getting down and dirty she thought the idea was a bit much. But here they are! And he won't lie, he's pretty psyched.]

John Edward Brunett "Jeb" Parmalee | Original Character

[idealsblossoming]

[Receiving, most likely. The guy doesn't really have pecs to speak of... but he DOES like this sexual act more than he'd admit (without stuttering!)]

Re: John Edward Brunett "Jeb" Parmalee | Original Character

[demonthatcomes]

Congratulations Jeb. The number of humans Chara doesn't hate can be counted on one hand, and you're one of the fingers.

Then again, he's a humanoid elemental. Not 100% human. Explains everything.

Chara sighs as they sit on the couch flipping through texts on their phone. They trusted Jeb enough to tell them their childhood past... it still felt weird they did. They didn't want the incessant pity and grieving that comes when someone sees their scars; they're tired of being the victim as much as they're tired of being the scapegoat. With shorts, they might get away with people thinking their legs got scraped. Anything other than long-sleeved shirts? Strangers are going to stare.

Of course Jeb got sad when he first saw the scars. Not like there's a better reaction, really. But much to Chara's relief, he didn't treat them like a piece of glass after showing him.

"So... what did you call me for?" Chara asked. According to texts, poor Alphys needed somebody to vent with about Love Never Dies. "Love Never Dies is to Phantom of the Opera what Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 is to the original. It's trash (and not the good kind)" Maybe this porn parody of "Beneath the Moonless Sky" will make her feel better. At least those are a riot.

[idealsblossoming]

[Honestly, he's not that human at all. He's a user of elemental magic wrapped up in a human-like package, so to speak. Some humans even consider elementals to be mutants. ...he's just fortunate enough for that kind of mentality to be in the minority.

And it's still not as bad as the things Chara has gone through. It's not that Jeb pities them, it's just... so awful. No one should go through things like that... but what's done is done, and all Jeb can do for Chara now is be a supportive friend -- something he's fully willing to do.]

Well, I... [What had he called Chara for? Now that he's speaking to them, it's fled from his mind.]

Late tag is late

[demonthatcomes]

[Annnnnnd sent! Alphys will appreciate the word play in this one.]

...You mentioned something about the two of us "getting closer." What did you mean by that? [Chara has a feeling they know what it is... and to be honest, it's not something they'd mind doing with Jeb. But they have to hear it from his own mouth first before they make assumptions.]

magic journal change ALSO my tag's more late so

[gamingart]

[O-Oh, right. Jeb's cheeks are beginning to flush.]

W-Well, I... [How to put this? He's never been very good at spitting this sort of thing out.]

Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney

[seafoodlawyer]

[Is on the receiving end, and is a dork.]